Roar of Love Ballerinas

My beautiful ballerinas were in the performance of "Roar of Love," the story of Narnia. They were the ponies that brought gifts to Father Christmas. I enjoyed watching my little stars. Although, this sure didn't help our working on Daisy not always pretending to be a dog...we have now converted to another four-legged mammal. Maybe one day a human child will seem appealing.

Tucker's Law of Economics

Income tax rebate comes in.

Heating Unit goes out.

Unpublished Knock Knock Jokes

Daisy-

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Lemon.

Lemon who?

Lemon head pie.

Ben-

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lemon Meringue Pie.

Lemon Meringue Pie who?

There is a man outside knocking on the door with a lemon meringue pie and he put it on the table and we ate it all gone and it was so good and we want some more and so the man came back to the door to give us some more Lemon Meringue Pie and then

Ben, it is Alexis' turn.

But I'm not done. I have another one. I have two. It is really funny. Knock. knock. Knock. Knock. Say who's there, mom. It's still my turn. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pickle. Say pickle who? Say pickle who! PICKLEHEAD!!! Ha ha ha. I funny.

Alexis-

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cop.

Cop who?

Cop-sicle. Now that was a good one. It made sense.