Sunday, March 1, 2009

Unpublished Knock Knock Jokes


Daisy-
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon head pie.


Ben-
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon Meringue Pie.
Lemon Meringue Pie who?
There is a man outside knocking on the door with a lemon meringue pie and he put it on the table and we ate it all gone and it was so good and we want some more and so the man came back to the door to give us some more Lemon Meringue Pie and then
Ben, it is Alexis' turn.
But I'm not done. I have another one. I have two. It is really funny. Knock. knock. Knock. Knock. Say who's there, mom. It's still my turn. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pickle. Say pickle who? Say pickle who! PICKLEHEAD!!! Ha ha ha. I funny.


Alexis-
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cop.
Cop who?
Cop-sicle. Now that was a good one. It made sense.

1 comment:

Lauren in GA said...

Evan and I loved this post. It brought back many memories!!!

Adam used to say, "Knock Knock" and when you asked him, "Who's there?" He would say, "Cly" each and every time. He was trying to say, "Cry" because Evan had taught him the one about, "Boo", "Boo Who"
"Don't cry!"

I love how you wrote it out...when you said, "Ben, it's Alexis' turn".