Top 12 Things you DO want to hear/see at Disney World

1. Mom, you are amazing. This is the best trip ever!
2. Dear, sweet wife... I am so glad you spent all that time researching and planning out each place in the order, time, and location that we should go. It made all the difference!
3. You sure are prepared. We will never be hungry, thirsty, need glowsticks, treats, or activities. You seriously thought of everything! It must have taken a long time to pack. And then to pack again each day for the parks. Thank you so much!
4. All tourists have gone home for the day due to overcast, nice breezy weather. Feel free to enjoy all the rides with no wait, height restrictions, or random things shooting at you getting you wet.
5. You can just stay at one theater, all the different shows, musical acts, and stunts will come to you.
6. Here are your segways for the family- including a special "Tucker" track with no obstacles, pushy people that don't have any manners, or those that think it is ok to run/bump/push into kids, cause they aren't really there. Oh, and there is a neck high wall so that your children won't see all the memorabilia that the two working parents with only one child have gotten.
7. Your family is so precious and well-mannered: no fussiness, exhaustion, or whining. Can I offer to pay for your entire trip-including, but not limited to meals, hotel, babysitter fees, and transportation? It would be my absolute pleasure!
8. Can we do it again? Do we have to go home?
9. I'm not scared. I don't care if the rides are loud, fast, in the dark, whirling, or crazy. I want to do them again and again.
10. It's no big deal to drive 6 hours and come and help for the day at the water park. That's what grandparents are for!
11. Colby was a dream to babysit. He had no problems taking formula. I would love to do it everyday!
12. Of course we'll go to bed so you and dad can spend some time together. You have been doing so much for us and we have had such a great time. How about we go to bed a little early. We will get our pajamas, brush our teeth, and sing our own songs. We'll light some candles for you and order some non-G rated movies and chocolate covered strawberries. You just sit back and enjoy your vacation. After all, it isn't just about the kids, you know!